Cyanide and Happiness: Swiss Army Knife
  Author: explosm.net
All you need is a good shank to solve life's problems.

Cyanide and Happiness: My son
  Author: explosm.net
Math is a dangerous subject.

Cyanide and Happiness: Bone
  Author: explosm.net
Apparently broken limbs aren't as funny as they used to be.

Cyanide and Happiness: Bluntness
  Author: explosm.net
Once she takes a sip, you can let extra information slip.

Secks Denied
  Author: explosm.net
You have to be real unattractive to get knife denied.

Camouflage
  Author: explosm.net
Keep your eye on the fly next time you go to get the flyswatter. You might get knifed when you aren't looking.

Goes Over Head
  Author: explosm.net
All of them new fandangled thingamajiggers and all those people just expecting you to know what to do with all of them. Sheesh.

Face Wipe
  Author: explosm.net
Someone needs to L2wipe.

Punch Buggy
  Author: explosm.net
Punch buggy takes precedence over all conversations.

Fiery Breasts
  Author: explosm.net
Some people would stop drop and roll but I think everyone else knows marshmallows are more fun.