Infrastructures
  Author: xkcd.com
A tinier more open source violin is currently in production.

Furtive
  Author: xkcd.com
... go go gadget video camera. Go go gadget cup.

Tech Support
  Author: xkcd.com
The day that tech support becomes more than just a cheaply paid person with a headset shoved on will be the day that (insert random illogical, improbable, never gonna happen event here).

Complex Conjugate
  Author: xkcd.com
Crazy professor meets crazy equation and the outcome is just plain scary.

Connoiseur
  Author: xkcd.com
The uppity shall arise no matter what situation they are shoved into.