Cover-Up
  Author: xkcd.com
Man, this trick has saved me so many times.

Command Line Fu
  Author: xkcd.com

Hallucinations
  Author: xkcd.com
And the possibility of lucid dreaming just makes it that much more fascinating.

YouTube
  Author: xkcd.com
I pray GunPistolMan never learns the word 'sheeple'.

America
  Author: xkcd.com
The younger folk in the audience think this is a joke.

Letting Go
  Author: xkcd.com
At least I never gave her the root password.

Console Lines
  Author: xkcd.com
Which line are you standing in?

Angular Momentum
  Author: xkcd.com
With reasonable assumptions about latitude and body shape, how much time might she gain them? Note: whatever the answer, sunrise always comes too soon. (Also, is it worth it if she throws up?)

Branding
  Author: xkcd.com
Actually, 'RSS&M' is kinda catchy.

Reverse Euphemisms
  Author: xkcd.com
I'm still waiting for a chance to use 'I have to see a man about a horse'.