Oh Nuts
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
Don't feel sorry for the nut, though. He's a child molester.

Six Million Dollars
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
They made a show out of this exact incident. Wasn't very interesting.

Beach Party
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
Next week a guy with a metal detector is going to have a few more coins and a weird story.

Menace
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
Hey, it's a competitive business.

The Fetish
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
'Also put these on. I hear furry handcuffs keep the swelling down.'

Fireworks
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
'The other ones make me feel dry. And on land.'

Lucky Clovers
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
'All of these lucky clovers so close to my house!'

Everyday Hero
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
That door on the fire truck knows that its days are numbered.

Circus Attraction
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
This is almost as exciting as the Amazing Regular Cannonball

Selection
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
Artificial selection is also why future generations will have to deal with bullet-proof ducks.