Locksmith
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
'Jeez, and this van is double parked in front of my shop. Better call the tow truck guy...Oh no, where's my van?!'

Born a Male
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
Hey, 'son,' I'm twice the man you would have ever been.

Which one do I shoot
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
Their song was Alanis Morissette's 'You Oughta Know'

Condoms
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
'What's a nice couple like you doing in a place like this? You know, outside.'

Bag Lunch
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
'So I guess I was also wrong in thinking that 'Steve' was a brand of tomato juice.'

Have a Cigar
  Author: amazingsuperpowers
'Now finish it.'

Heaven
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
'It's okay, honey, it'll be like a goddamn family reunion down there.'

Answers
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
The moral of this story is that if you don't drink you'll die alone.

Greek Tragedy
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
I imagine it's for similar reasons you don't see the name ''Adolf'' very often.

School Elections
  Author: amazingsuperpowers.com
That town must have some harsh laws.